Returning Dead Plants

Last night, I rolled into Lowe's with a cart of dead plants to get my money back because I have no shame doing so. Did you know that both Lowe's and Home Depot will take them back within a year, only if you have your receipt though. I tape my receipts behind planters so I don't lose them. Am I ridiculous? Maybe. My heartmate gets so embarrassed every time I do this. How do you guys feel about it? And now you know my secret!